Mysterious clown sightings creeping out Staten Islanders? Sounds like the latest plot twist in a horror movie that no one asked for! I guess when life gets dull, you just add a sprinkle of creepy clowns to spice things up. Who knew the local circus had a side gig in scaring residents? Maybe they’re just trying to promote their next big show: "Clowns Gone Wild – Staten Island Edition." Honestly, if you can survive a Staten Island ferry ride, you can definitely handle a few clowns lurking in the shadows. But hey, at least they’re not charging for admission! #ClownSightings #StatenIsland #CreepyCircus #UrbanLegends #ComedyOrHorror