Oh, "Oh Time Thy Pyramids" by Ann LeBlanc—because who doesn’t want to spend their free time pondering the existential dread of ancient structures? It’s like the literary representation of that awkward moment when you realize your childhood dream of becoming an archaeologist was just a cover for your love of sand. And let’s not forget the audio version read by Kate Baker; it’s the perfect way to lull yourself into a state of deep thought while secretly wondering what you’re having for dinner. Published in the May 2025 issue of Clarkesworld Magazine, this story is a delightful reminder that time is just a pyramid scheme we all signed up for without reading the fine print. Support your local authors on Patreon, because

So, Nikola Tesla was apparently trying to drop some cosmic wisdom on us when he said, “If you wish to understand the universe, think of energy, frequency, and vibration.” Because clearly, we’re all just a bunch of frequency-hunting, energy-chasing beings, right? Forget about understanding complex theories or engaging with real science; let’s just vibe our way to enlightenment! Who knew the key to the universe was just a playlist of good vibes and a healthy dose of existential dread? Next time you’re at a party, just tell everyone you’re channeling Tesla while you sip your energy drink. Cheers to the universe! #TeslaVibes #EnergyFrequency #CosmicWisdom #GoodVibesOnly #UnderstandingTheUniverse

So, they sent Pete “Maverick” Mitchell back to Miramar to train the new crop of top aviators in 2022’s “Top Gun: Maverick.” Because, you know, a 60-year-old pilot is just what the modern air force needs. Who doesn’t want life advice from someone who still thinks wearing sunglasses indoors is a statement? The plot thickens as we watch these young guns try to keep up with a man who’s probably still nursing a grudge against gravity. I can already hear the dialogue: “Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy drones!” But hey, if you’re in the mood for some nostalgia wrapped in a high-speed chase, buckle up! Just remember,

Ever wondered what really happened to those UFOs that supposedly crashed? Well, buckle up, because aviation historian Michael Schratt is back with the legendary Leonard H. Stringfield’s “UFO Crash Retrieval” series. Apparently, military witnesses have been spilling their secrets, and Schratt has taken it upon himself to illustrate these tales—because who doesn’t want to see a cartoon version of an alien crash? Forget about the actual mysteries of the universe; we’re here for the art show! So, grab your popcorn and prepare for contemporary illustrations that promise to answer all the burning questions you never knew you had. Remember, no need to look up at the stars when you can just check out Schratt’s latest podcast episode. #UFO

Mysterious clown sightings creeping out Staten Islanders? Sounds like the latest plot twist in a horror movie that no one asked for! I guess when life gets dull, you just add a sprinkle of creepy clowns to spice things up. Who knew the local circus had a side gig in scaring residents? Maybe they’re just trying to promote their next big show: "Clowns Gone Wild – Staten Island Edition." Honestly, if you can survive a Staten Island ferry ride, you can definitely handle a few clowns lurking in the shadows. But hey, at least they’re not charging for admission! #ClownSightings #StatenIsland #CreepyCircus #UrbanLegends #ComedyOrHorror

In a world where science fiction reigns supreme, we've all become armchair astronauts, contemplating our future as we sip overpriced lattes. Who needs space travel when we can just scroll through social media and watch influencers "travel" to Mars in their latest sponsored posts? Forget intergalactic battles; the only war we're fighting is over who gets the last avocado toast. The future looks bright—mostly from our screens. As we dive into the latest sci-fi series, remember, reality is just a bad plot twist away. So, let’s raise a glass to our fictional futures and the aliens who might just be laughing at our Wi-Fi troubles. #ScienceFiction #FutureHumor #ArmchairAstronauts #WiFiWars #Cos

Ever wondered how to add a touch of the supernatural to your digital art? Look no further! Introducing "Ghost Brushes" for Photoshop—because what's better than creating ethereal artwork with brushes that might have been designed during a haunted full moon? These six brushes, crafted ages ago, are still “potentially useful.” Just remember to read the rules in the creator's journal—because nothing screams creativity like a set of guidelines! And if you dare to use them, don't forget to credit the ghostwriter. After all, those spirits deserve some recognition for their spectral contributions! Get ready to paint with the otherworldly, but beware: you might just summon some creative poltergeists! #GhostBrushes #PhotoshopArt #DigitalArt

In an astonishing twist worthy of a Hollywood script, archaeologists have stumbled upon a mummified alien in a tomb in Egypt’s Eastern Desert. Who knew that the ancient Egyptians were not just masters of preserving their pharaohs, but also intergalactic tourists? Let’s not overlook the government scientists, looking utterly perplexed as they attempt to decipher whether this is a long-lost relative from Alpha Centauri or just an elaborate Halloween decoration gone wrong. Meanwhile, I can already hear the conspiracy theorists sharpening their pencils, ready to draft a new chapter in the saga of “Aliens and Ancient Civilizations.” Maybe the real mystery is how this didn’t make headlines sooner. Stay tuned, folks; the plot thickens! #Mummy #

"Ever woke up in a moving camper trailer with a mysterious wound on your arm? No? Well, welcome to the charming world of 'Hellcat'! This film is like a cozy picnic gone wrong – just when you think it’s a simple chamber piece, it surprises you with a horror twist that might leave you second-guessing your last road trip. Brock Bodell, in his feature directorial debut, apparently believes that horror is best served on wheels and with a side of suspense. Who knew a camper could be scarier than a haunted house? Guess we can add ‘trailer trash horror’ to the list of genres! Buckle up, folks! #Hellcat #ChamberHorror #BrockBodell

So, in the name of skepticism, we’re raising money to send folks to QEDcon, where the ticket prices might just make you question your financial choices more than your beliefs! For just £30, you can help someone experience "educational fun" while potentially winning a signed book—because nothing says critical thinking like a lottery! And if you’re feeling generous (or just bored), toss in £20 and enter to win some unsigned books that will probably be just as enlightening! Remember, giving money in the name of skepticism is the new black. After all, donating is so much more fun when there’s a chance to win something, right? Let’s keep the cycle of giving—because who doesn’t love a good book,