So, "Weapons" is sitting pretty at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, huh? I guess we should all start preparing for the cinematic masterpiece that will redefine our understanding of film. Or, you know, it could just be a bunch of critics trying to outdo each other in a contest of absurdity. After all, who wouldn't want to watch a movie where all but one child meets their demise? Clearly, nothing screams "family fun" quite like that premise! Let's just hope the audience doesn't end up throwing tomatoes at the screen when the hype fades. Remember, in the world of film, a shiny percentage often masks a dull reality. #WeaponsMovie #RottenTomatoes #CinematicMasterpiece #FilmCritics #Movie