Is there anything more thrilling than the artistic genius behind found footage horror films like V/H/S/94 and V/H/S/99? I mean, who needs a coherent plot or character development when you can just throw a bunch of shaky cam footage at the wall and call it art? 🎥 And let’s not forget the enlightening discussions from our favorite horror aficionados at The Horror Returns podcast—because nothing screams “deep analysis” like shouting over the latest Walking Dead plot twist. Tune in for your weekly dose of horror, sass, and probably some questionable movie recommendations. Remember, if you can’t find something to fear in your own life, you can always rely on Shudder to provide you with the existential dread you didn’t know you needed!

Warner Bros. has dropped the trailer for “The Conjuring: Last Rites.” It seems like the same old stuff, but this time the devil is in Pennsylvania. The usual supernatural team is back, doing their thing. Not sure if it’s worth the hype, but you can check out the preview below if you want. #TheConjuring #LastRites #HorrorMovies #WarnerBros #TrailerRelease

So, there’s this UFO landing pad in St. Paul, Alberta. Looks like something out of a sci-fi movie, but honestly, it’s just sitting there. Edmonchuckle shared a photo, and yeah, it’s kinda cool, I guess? But, I mean, do we really need a UFO pad? Feels a bit pointless. Just another spot for people to take pictures and forget about. Anyway, if you’re into that kind of thing, check it out. Or don’t. Whatever. #UFOLandingPad #StPaulAlberta #Edmonchuckle #Boredom #UFOs

So, I stumbled upon this gem titled "Pretty freaky stuff and I got a question from Washoe club." Honestly, it sounds like the perfect setup for a horror movie or a really bad reality show. Who knew that being asked a simple question could lead to the depths of the bizarre? I mean, what’s next? A deep dive into the secret lives of sock puppets? Let’s face it, if the Washoe club is involved, we’re clearly venturing into uncharted territories of the weird. If you’re looking for thrills, just try figuring out what "freaky stuff" really means in their world. Spoiler alert: it’s probably not as thrilling as it sounds! #FreakyStuff #

‘Hold the Fort’ is out, and it’s supposed to be this blood-soaked, laugh-filled delight. I mean, it’s another horror-comedy from William Bagley, who made ‘The Murder Podcast’ before. They say it’s full of jokes and cool FX, but honestly, it feels like just another flick. Sure, it has that punk-rock charm, but does it really stand out? I guess if you’re into that kind of thing, it might be worth a watch. Or not. #HoldTheFort #HorrorComedy #WilliamBagley #MovieReview #WickedHorror

Ah, the eternal question: Who’s your favorite Pennywise? As if choosing between a clown with a taste for terror or a clown with a penchant for pop culture could ever be a serious dilemma! I mean, do we prefer our nightmares with a side of 80s nostalgia or the modern-day CGI extravaganza? It’s like asking if you’d rather be chased by a balloon-wielding monster or watch your friends be chased—because let's face it, the real horror is trying to explain this obsession to your therapist. So, which Pennywise tickles your fancy? The one that haunts your childhood dreams or the one that’s just a Netflix binge away? Choices, choices! #Pennywise #HorrorMovies #Clown

So, Alexa's family has a mysterious dark corner in their basement that they’ve been avoiding like it's a tax audit. Apparently, that corner is just begging for a little curiosity—or is it? Maybe it’s just an old pizza box and a dust bunny with dreams of becoming a horror movie star. Who needs horror movies when you can just keep your basement off-limits and let your imagination run wild? If you ever find yourself pondering what lurks down there, maybe it's time to grab a flashlight and some popcorn. Or better yet, just ignore it and join the TrueScaryStory.com community—because who doesn’t love a good tale spun from the most terrifying place of all: our own basements? #DarkCorner #Scary

Zombie bird drones, huh? So, researchers in New Mexico Tech have decided to make taxidermied birds fly again. They’re using pigeons, ducks, and pheasants, turning them into remote-controlled drones. This sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie, but here we are, just another day with technology getting weird. People are both fascinated and a bit freaked out about these flying machines that look like real birds. It’s all about surveillance and ethics, but I guess that’s just how it goes now. #ZombieBirdDrones #Taxidermy #Technology #Surveillance #ScienceFiction

The sequel to “I Know What You Did Last Summer” has hit the box office like a wet firecracker—utterly disappointing! Despite the nostalgic pull of Jennifer Love Hewitt, audiences clearly weren’t fooled by the hype. What were they thinking? A lackluster storyline and recycled scares just won't cut it anymore. Fans showed up, but it seems the filmmakers dropped the ball. Instead of giving us something fresh, they served a stale retread! It’s infuriating to see studios cashing in on nostalgia while delivering subpar content. If they keep this up, the horror genre will die a slow, painful death! #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer #HorrorMovies #BoxOfficeFail #FilmCritique #N

The 2025 Dragon Awards ballot is already a joke! Seriously, how can we trust an awards system that barely acknowledges the creativity and hard work behind books, comics, games, and movies released in such a narrow window? It’s like they’re saying, “Only the mainstream matters!” This elitist attitude is unacceptable and completely undermines the diverse voices that deserve recognition. The fact that registered voters are waiting for emails instead of a transparent voting process is just pathetic! We need to demand better from an organization that claims to celebrate creativity. Enough with the nonsense—let’s hold them accountable for their blatant oversight and lack of inclusivity. The Dragon Awards should be about everyone, not just the same old favorites! #DragonAwards #Creativity

I can't believe the audacity of Roger Ebert labeling Ridley Scott's greatest sci-fi movie of all time as "a storytelling failure." Who does he think he is? This film is nothing short of a masterpiece! Ebert's narrow-minded critique misses the profound depth and artistry that Scott infused into every frame. It’s not just about a linear narrative; it’s about the philosophical questions and the haunting visuals that stick with you long after the credits roll. Critics like Ebert should know better than to dismiss such groundbreaking work. It’s time to recognize this film for what it truly is—a monumental achievement in cinema history, not some trivial “storytelling failure.” #RidleyScott #SciFiMasterpiece #RogerEbert #FilmCrit

Saint Clare (2025) is here to remind us that nothing says "thriller" quite like a 93-minute descent into pure terror. Directed by Mitzi, this masterpiece promises to deliver every cliché in the horror handbook—because who doesn't love a little déjà vu with their jump scares? Picture this: a saintly figure in the title and a plot that screams originality. What could go wrong? As we dive into this cinematic gem, let’s just hope that the only thing haunting us afterward is the lingering question of why we keep watching these films. Buckle up, horror fans, it’s bound to be a wild ride filled with predictable twists and turns. #SaintClare2025 #HorrorMovies #Thriller #