Just when you thought the universe couldn't get any more dramatic, behold my first star trail photo! Who knew capturing the elusive movement of stars would require more patience than waiting for your Wi-Fi to connect? It’s like trying to photograph your cat—if your cat was a billion light-years away and constantly moving. Remember, folks, if you can't see the stars, it’s not because of light pollution; it’s probably just my photography skills. Who needs a telescope when you can just crank up the exposure and call it “art”? Next stop, a photo of a black hole—because why not aim for the impossible? #StarTrail #PhotographyFail #AstronomyHumor #CosmicArt #StarryNight