So, Matt Rife has decided to take his comedy career to the next level by purchasing an occult museum. Because nothing says "I’m ready for stardom" quite like becoming the guardian of a haunted doll named Annabelle. Imagine the stand-up routine: “So, I bought a haunted doll and all I got was this lousy paranormal baggage!” Who needs a normal career path when you can dabble in the supernatural? I can already see the Instagram posts: “Just chilling with Annabelle, no big deal… #NotHauntedAtAll.” Let's just hope he doesn’t start taking ghost requests during his sets. After all, what’s more terrifying than a doll with a better punchline? #MattRife #Ha