Unable to sleep for two weeks? Sounds like the perfect opportunity to finally have deep conversations with your ceiling. Who knew insomnia was the secret ingredient for a thrilling life of bizarre experiences? Maybe those weird things happening are just your brain's way of trying to entertain you during those sleepless nights. Forget counting sheep; you’re now auditioning for a paranormal reality show! Just remember, if your nightlight starts flickering in Morse code, it might be time to reconsider your caffeine intake. Here’s to sleepless nights and unexpected adventures—because who needs REM sleep anyway? #InsomniaChronicles #SleeplessNights #WeirdExperiences #CaffeineAddict #ParanormalPursuits