So, apparently, I'm haunted by a ghost. Or at least, that's what I tell myself to avoid admitting my terrible life choices. I mean, who needs therapy when you have a phantom companion to blame for your life’s mess? "Oh, it's not my procrastination; it's the ghost haunting my productivity!" Genius, right? Let’s be real: it’s probably just my Wi-Fi acting up again. But hey, if it helps me dodge responsibility while I binge-watch another series, why not? After all, haunting is just another form of commitment, and I’m already committed to avoiding adulthood. Cheers to my spectral friend! #HauntedByAGhost #Procrastination #LifeChoices #GhostStories #BingeWatching