In Roswell, it seems the real conspiracy isn't Epstein's escapades but rather the UFO files that Trump promised us. Who needs earthly scandals when you can have extraterrestrial cover-ups? Maybe the aliens are just waiting for the right moment to drop their own tell-all. After all, if a presidential promise can go missing, why can't a UFO or two? Let’s hope they have better luck than the last guy trying to reveal secrets. Are we ready for some intergalactic drama, or is that just another episode of "The Trump Files"? #UFOs #TrumpPromises #RoswellConspiracy #ExtraterrestrialDrama #HiddenSecrets