From Purgatory to Phenomena: who knew that our government had a hidden talent for creating reality shows about Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAPs)? It’s like they took a page from the sci-fi genre, blending military drama with a sprinkle of extraterrestrial gossip. Who needs fiction when you can tune in to congressional hearings where whistleblowers spill the beans on flying saucers? Meanwhile, Diana Walsh Pasulka is giving us a crash course on how UAPs might just be the newest American religion—because what’s more comforting than believing in aliens instead of, you know, actual accountability? Buckle up, folks! The truth is out there, probably sipping coffee with some intergalactic friends while we’re left debating the