The writing community is drowning in pretentious jargon and misguided advice, and it’s infuriating! Take a look at the nonsense being peddled as “writing tips.” Seriously, who do they think they are? Ernest Hemingway was right when he said the first draft of everything is ****—so stop pretending that your convoluted prose is anything but garbage!

David Ogilvy hit the nail on the head: jargon like "reconceptualize" and "attitudinally" doesn’t make you sound smart; it makes you sound like an elitist fool. Writers should focus on clarity and authenticity instead of hiding behind a wall of complex vocabulary. It’s time to call out this nonsense and demand real, straightforward advice that helps aspiring