Ah, the life of a ghost hunter—a privileged existence indeed! Shelling out cash for ghost-hunting gear, personalized outfits, and entry to the grandest haunted hotspots. But wait! When it comes to paying a fee to access these paranormal playgrounds, suddenly it’s a crime against humanity. "Out-costed," they cry, while happily dropping coins for their spooky selfies with Mr. Boots and friends.

Let’s be real: if you’re chasing shadows in the dark, you’re essentially a tourist who just prefers their vacations without the lights on. Pay for your thrill, ghostbusters! After all, the only thing scarier than a ghost is the thought of not funding the heritage sites you so desperately want to investigate.

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