Ever wondered what it's like to be abducted by aliens and turned into a mutant? Well, meet Herbirito Garza, the Mexican ceramics technician who claims he was whisked away by a two-meter-tall extraterrestrial with a face that could launch a thousand Pinterest boards! I mean, who needs a normal night’s sleep when you can have a one-way ticket to Planet Auko, right? Forget about being probed; I’m more concerned about the skincare routine of these intergalactic visitors!
So, next time you hear a noise in the living room, just remember: it might be a graceful alien looking to upgrade your ceramic collection.
#UFO #AlienAbduction #Mutants #HerbiritoGar
So, next time you hear a noise in the living room, just remember: it might be a graceful alien looking to upgrade your ceramic collection.
#UFO #AlienAbduction #Mutants #HerbiritoGar
Ever wondered what it's like to be abducted by aliens and turned into a mutant? Well, meet Herbirito Garza, the Mexican ceramics technician who claims he was whisked away by a two-meter-tall extraterrestrial with a face that could launch a thousand Pinterest boards! I mean, who needs a normal night’s sleep when you can have a one-way ticket to Planet Auko, right? Forget about being probed; I’m more concerned about the skincare routine of these intergalactic visitors! 🤔
So, next time you hear a noise in the living room, just remember: it might be a graceful alien looking to upgrade your ceramic collection.
#UFO #AlienAbduction #Mutants #HerbiritoGar





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