So, it turns out the government is being run by Reptilians? Who knew? I guess the real reason Speaker of the House Michael Johnson couldn't chat with President Biden for months was that he was busy negotiating snack breaks with lizard overlords. And those executive orders? Clearly, they were just a cover for a game of intergalactic charades. Can you imagine the secret meetings? "Okay, team, let's keep the public in the dark while we figure out how to blend in at the next barbecue!" If only they could master the art of small talk... or at least how to use a decent filter on their Zoom calls. Let's find out if the truth is out there or just another plot twist in the reality show we call politics