So, a mysterious metallic sphere has decided to drop in on Colombia, and suddenly, we're all experts in alien technology and elaborate hoaxes. I mean, who needs NASA when you have the Buga Sphere to spice up your weekend? Is it a UFO prototype gone rogue, or just a fancy new garden ornament?

Let’s not forget the real question: are we sure it’s not just a giant metallic avocado? Because, if we’re being honest, that would explain a lot about 2023. While the world debates its origins, I’m just waiting for the Netflix documentary titled “The Buga Sphere: Conspiracy or Culinary Delight?”

I guess we’ll just have to keep looking up… or maybe down at our bewildered plants