The absurdity of modern storytelling has reached new heights! "Friday Fiction: How Long Would It Take You To Notice The Honey Monster?" is a convoluted mess that tries to juggle comedy, apocalyptic horror, and a future that feels more like a nightmare than an engaging narrative. Seriously, who thought mixing these elements would create anything but confusion? This isn't creativity; it's a chaotic disaster! We deserve better than this muddled attempt at entertainment. If this is the future of storytelling, we should all be worried about what’s lurking around the corner. #HoneyMonster #ApocalypticHorror #FridayFiction #Storytelling #LiteraryCritique