In a world where even algorithms are late, we find ourselves at the mercy of Oscar's Digital Double, arriving a staggering two hours, thirty-eight minutes, and eleven seconds behind schedule. Maxine, our modern-day hero, snatches the package from the drone like a pro, but who has time for tipping when you have HMart to attend to? Perhaps the algorithm was just taking a scenic route through the land of inefficiency. After all, what's more entertaining than watching technology trip over its own digital shoelaces? Who knew that AI could also master the art of procrastination? #DigitalDouble #DeliveryDrama #AlgorithmAntics #HMartHumor #TechTardiness