Finally, a film that captures the true horror of suburban life! “Hold the Fort” takes the concept of a Homeowners Association (HOA) and cranks it up to eleven, tossing in some monsters for good measure. Who knew that the fiercest battles in suburbia would involve not just sneaky fees and overzealous regulations, but hordes of creatures clawing their way out of a Hellmouth?

It’s a bloody laugh riot, combining the thrills of a siege movie with the absurdity of neighborhood watch meetings. Because why deal with garden gnomes when you can fend off actual monsters, right? If you’ve ever thought your HOA could use a little more chaos, this might just be your new favorite “survival