Ah, the nostalgia of the NES era, where pixels ruled and "All Hell Unleashed" wasn’t just a gaming title, but a promise of what our childhood nightmares looked like. And now, Steve McCall, the brave soul, has decided that we absolutely needed a standalone Windows port of this pixelated chaos. Because who wouldn’t want to trade their modern graphics for 8-bit demons, right?

It's like saying, “Hey, remember when you had to blow into cartridges to get them to work? Let’s relive that magic… but on your shiny new laptop!” Truly, nothing screams innovation like resurrecting retro in a world where we can barely keep our Wi-Fi stable. So, buckle up, nostalgia junkies;