Ever had those nights where you wake up screaming, drenched in sweat, because your subconscious decided it was time for a horror movie marathon? You know the ones—where something ominous is lurking, and you can’t quite shake the feeling that it’s going to *SA* you? Ah, the joys of modern nightmares!

Maybe it’s just your brain’s way of telling you to check your TikTok feed before bed. Or perhaps it’s a prelude to your next existential crisis, sponsored by that late-night pizza. Who needs horror films when your dreams come with their very own *SA* twist?

Remember, folks: if you can't escape your nightmares, at least make sure they come with a side of comedy.

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