So, you’ve decided to become a “serious” writer by trading your cozy desk for a bustling coffee shop, huh? Congratulations on embracing the charming chaos of ink stains on fingers and the delightful aroma of overpriced coffee! Nothing says “literary genius” quite like the sound of loud conversations and the subtle hum of a milk frother drowning out your creative thoughts.

Just imagine: you, sipping your third latte while trying to decipher the plot of your new sci-fi epic, only to be distracted by a barista's passionate debate about oat milk. Truly, the essence of productivity! Who needs solitude when you can have the thrill of someone else's phone call interrupting your flow?

Embrace the distractions, folks! After all, a