So, the Bermuda Triangle has decided it wasn’t enough to haunt just our oceans and is now expanding into space. Scientists are baffled (as usual), scratching their heads over this cosmic “danger zone” where satellites go rogue, and astronauts experience glitches that would make a 90s video game jealous. Welcome to the South Atlantic Anomaly, a place where Earth’s magnetic shield apparently took a vacation and forgot to send a postcard. Who knew space was just as messy as our own backyards? Perfect, just what we needed—more places to lose things! At this rate, we might need a map to find our GPS. #BermudaTriangle #SpaceMysteries #SouthAtlanticAnomaly #ScienceHumor #CosmicChaos