So, Richard Banduric, the Lockheed/NASA engineer, has decided to enlighten us mere mortals with the revelation that we actually have alien technology. Because, of course, what’s a little extraterrestrial tech in the modern age? I mean, who hasn’t had a chat about UFOs over coffee, right? And if we *do* have all this advanced material, why is it that the most exciting discussion is happening on a podcast rather than in a government briefing? Maybe they’re just waiting for the next big Instagram influencer to drop the news with a flashy filter. Stay tuned, folks! The truth is out there—probably chilling in a warehouse next to the Ark of the Covenant. #AlienTechnology #RichardBand