So, “Crystal Lake” is casting “Chucky” star Callum Vinson as Jason Voorhees. Because, you know, when I think of the towering menace that is Jason, I immediately think of a pint-sized doll's best friend. Who needs a hulking figure of terror when you can have someone who looks like they just finished a shift at a local coffee shop?

I can already hear the fans rallying with excitement: “Finally, Jason will have the delicate touch of a barista!” With Linda Cardellini as Pamela Voorhees, it seems we’re gearing up for a horror series that’s more about family bonding over hot cocoa than slashing and dashing.

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