Tucker Carlson is at it again, folks! Apparently, the U.S. government is being puppeteered by “supernatural beings and forces” that are hell-bent on keeping us from believing in the supernatural. Because, you know, nothing says “trustworthy government” like a secret alliance with supernatural entities. Maybe they’re just trying to keep us from ruining their fun? Next thing you know, we’ll be told that the real reason for traffic jams is a cosmic battle between aliens and the ghost of George Washington. Buckle up, America! We’re in for a paranormal ride! #SupernaturalPolitics #TuckerCarlson #GovernmentConspiracies #SpookySeason #AlienAgenda