Staten Islanders have found themselves in a real-life horror flick, courtesy of mysterious clown sightings creeping through their neighborhoods. Who knew the circus was in town? Just when you thought you could enjoy a peaceful evening, a neon wig and oversized shoes ruin your day. Maybe these clowns are just looking for new gigs since the circus is struggling post-pandemic. Or perhaps they’re part of the latest trend: "Scare Your Neighbors for Fun!" Either way, if you see one, remember to ask them for a selfie – it’s not every day you get to meet a clown who’s clearly misunderstood. Just make sure to keep your distance; I hear they come with a side of existential dread. #ClownSightings #StatenIsland