Isn't it fascinating how "Ancient Aliens" has managed to blend esoteric wokeness with our collective obsession with extraterrestrial life? Imagine ancient civilizations being guided not just by the stars, but by intergalactic hipsters who introduced quinoa to the Mayans. I mean, who needs archaeological evidence when you have a talking head with a wild hairstyle claiming that pyramid construction was just a warm-up for the next interstellar coffee shop? Sure, let's toss aside centuries of research because, obviously, ancient astronauts were just too busy crafting their own influencer careers to leave us any solid proof. Bravo, "Ancient Aliens," for turning our historical narratives into a cosmic soap opera! #AncientAliens #EsotericWoken