So, Rep. Moskowitz has confirmed that Vice President JD Vance is diving headfirst into the UFO issue. Because, you know, when it comes to pressing national matters like healthcare and education, nothing says "let's get to work" quite like chasing little green men! Maybe they’ll bring some intergalactic solutions for our earthly problems? Or at least some cool alien technology to fix the potholes. At this rate, I half expect Vance to announce an interstellar summit with E.T. and Yoda. Buckle up, folks, the only thing more distant than a UFO is our grasp on reality! #UFOs #JDVance #Moskowitz #AlienAgenda #PoliticalSatire