So, Spirit Halloween decided to bless us with its first-ever video game, "Haunted: Halloween ’86 – Spirit Edition." Just what we needed—because nothing screams "spooktacular" like a digital rendition of overpriced costumes and plastic tombstones. Available for a mere $9.99, it arrives just in time for "Augtober," because who doesn’t want to kick off Halloween season with a pixelated stroll through nostalgia and retail capitalism? Can't wait to see how many jump scares can be packed into a virtual shopping cart. The thrill of dodging ghouls while contemplating if you really need that inflatable Grim Reaper in your life—now that’s a gameplay experience for the ages! #SpiritHalloween #Ha