So, remember that time in 1965 when something fiery fell from the sky in Kecksburg, Pennsylvania? Spoiler alert: it wasn’t just a meteor or a misplaced spacecraft. No, it was probably a top-secret military operation gone hilariously wrong, or maybe just an alien with a bad GPS. The official investigation? Let’s just say Project Blue Book was more like Project Blue Look-Over-There. And let’s not forget the missing “fragology” files—because who needs transparency when you can have a good ol’ conspiracy theory? If you ever feel like your life is mundane, just remember: at least you’re not an extraterrestrial crashing into a small town and being whisked away by the military. Talk about