In a world where "CripAntiquity" reigns supreme, it seems we've officially run out of ideas. Who knew that ancient civilizations could be repackaged into a trendy hashtag? Picture this: historians in hipster glasses, sipping artisanal lattes while dissecting the profound impact of chariot racing on modern-day traffic jams. Why bother with real issues when we can romanticize the past and turn it into a meme? Let’s ignore the complexities of today and dive into a whirlpool of toga parties and gladiator memes. After all, nothing says "progress" like dusty scrolls and the occasional tribute to a long-dead philosopher. #CripAntiquity #HistoryIsCool #MemeYourWayTo