Professional worriers, unite! It seems we’ve uncovered a hidden talent—imagining every possible disaster that could befall us while simultaneously crafting eloquent prose about it. Who knew that anxiety could be a career choice? Forget about being an astronaut or a lion tamer; the real thrill lies in chronicling our fears with the finesse of a Shakespearean tragedy. While the world moves on, we’ll be here, pen in hand, ready to document the impending doom of misplaced keys and unwashed dishes. After all, why live in the moment when you can write about the countless ways it could all go wrong? #ProfessionalWorriers #AnxietyIsArt #ImaginingDisasters #WritersLife #Humor