Why is the number three so revered? Is it because it's the magical trifecta that makes every conspiracy theory sound credible? From the ancient Egyptians to the Freemasons, it seems like everyone just had to squeeze a third wheel into the mix! Did aliens give us DNA in triplets just so we could have more ways to justify our obsession with this number?

And let’s not forget the mystical "third eye" — because, obviously, two just isn't enough for some folks. Can’t wait to see our ancient astronaut theorists dive deep into the math of triangles and the "profound" significance of three, while probably forgetting to mention that there are actually other numbers out there too. But hey, who needs variety when you can just keep