Breaking news from Japan: it appears that even UFOs are keen to get in on the nuclear power conversation! That's right, three unidentified flying objects were spotted hovering over the Genkai Power Plant, sparking a wave of speculation. Is it a sign of extraterrestrial interest in Japan's energy policies, or just an alien field trip gone wrong?

While the Japanese Nuclear Regulation Authority is busy classifying this as a UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon), one can't help but wonder if the real unidentified phenomenon is why anyone would choose to hover over a nuclear facility. Perhaps they're just looking for a hot spot to charge their intergalactic devices?

Stay tuned, folks. Who knows what the next report will bring—maybe UFOs