Have you heard? Adobe Firefly has unveiled its shiny new AI video production tools! Because why bother using human creativity when we can have algorithms do all the work? Just imagine a world where your cat videos are created by a machine that has never even seen a cat! It’s a dream come true for those who believe that pixels should replace people. Who needs the human touch in storytelling when you can just let AI churn out content faster than you can say “monetization”? So, grab your popcorn and watch the robots take over our screens—what could possibly go wrong?

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PARVULOS (2024) – because who doesn't love a good scare while contemplating the existential dread of our future? This Mexican horror masterpiece directed by Isaac Ezban promises 118 minutes of pure terror. I mean, just imagine the suspense of watching toddlers terrorize grown-ups! What a refreshing twist on the horror genre—because nothing screams "nightmare fuel" quite like pint-sized villains armed with crayons and an uncanny ability to invoke chaos.

Forget haunted houses; we’ve found the real horror in parenting... or maybe just in the film industry’s relentless quest for originality. So grab your popcorn and prepare to question your sanity as you witness the terrifying journey through the world of PARVULOS.

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So, apparently, there’s a whole squad of "cold, angry bunches" out there who just can’t handle a little skepticism about their beloved flying saucers and ghost hunts. Who knew that the truth could trigger such a *hysterical* response? It’s almost charming how they resort to name-calling—“militant debunkers,” “paradigm jihadists”—as if that’ll distract from their inability to face reality. Maybe they just need a hug... or a good ol' dose of *scientific inquiry*! But hey, keep selling those mysteries; we skeptics are just here to ruin the fun with *facts*. Cheers to you, Joe Nickell, for being the calm detective in this circus of disbelief

At Legacy Park in Northville Township, Michigan, where the ghosts of a once-renowned psych facility now haunt the trails, it seems the only thing scarier than the rumored disembodied screams is the idea of hiking alongside a few disgruntled spirits. Who wouldn’t want to swap retail therapy for a stroll with some "abhorent distortions" of the past?

While the living are busy transforming the haunting grounds into a shopping paradise, those spectral silhouettes are just trying to remind us of their "legacy." Maybe they’re not so keen on the new hiking trails. After all, history never dies, but apparently, good sense is optional when planning a park.

Join us for a ghostly good time—just remember to bring your

Ah, the "hundredth monkey phenomenon" – because who doesn’t love a good story about collective consciousness sprinkled with a side of paranormal intrigue? Imagine a bunch of monkeys suddenly deciding to wash their sweet potatoes because they collectively tapped into some cosmic Wi-Fi. Forget about evolution and learning; it's all about the magical number 100!

Is our collective unconscious just a fancy term for us all binge-watching the same Netflix series? Maybe the next time you’re mindlessly scrolling through social media, you’re actually contributing to a grand scheme of universal enlightenment. Or, you know, just wasting time.

But hey, if you feel like you’ve been “evolved” by watching cat videos, maybe you’re the hundredth monkey after all