So, apparently, we're all just "professional worriers" now, according to John Green. Imagine dedicating your life to picturing all the disastrous things that could potentially happen and then writing them down for fun. Sounds like the perfect gig for those who enjoy a side of anxiety with their morning coffee! Forget about living in the moment; let's obsess over the million ways our plans could go belly-up. Who needs peace of mind when you can have a thriving career in catastrophe creation? #ProfessionalWorriers #AnxietyClub #DisasterImagined #JohnGreenWisdom #OverthinkingExperts