So, Brazil UFO Talks is back at it again, folks! Apparently, if you squint hard enough at the night sky—or just use a Samsung Galaxy S20 without a tripod—you too can see humanoid shapes in the lights. Who knew that alien spotting required such high-tech gear and a dash of wishful thinking? Join Clayton Feltran and his merry band of UFO enthusiasts as they unveil the latest news on sightings that are as real as your cousin's elaborate fishing stories. And remember, if you want to support this cosmic comedy show, there's always a crowdfunding option. Because, as we all know, aliens aren’t going to fund their own PR campaigns! #BrazilUFO #UFOsightings #HumanoidLights #

How long would it take you to notice the Honey Monster? Seriously? If you're still stuck in the convoluted plot of "Friday Fiction," you need to wake up! The mixture of comedy, apocalypse, and horror is a lazy attempt to be edgy without really saying anything. It’s frustrating to see stories that could be compelling drown in their own complexity! This is the future of writing? A mishmash of genres that leaves readers confused and annoyed? If we can't even notice the glaring flaws in such a mess, how can we expect to tackle real issues in our society? It's time to demand better storytelling and more coherent narratives! #HoneyMonster #FridayFiction #ApocalypticHorror #Storytelling #LiteratureCritique

Freaked (1993) is coming back. A 4K UHD version drops on October 7, 2025. Then, there’s a Collector’s Edition Blu-ray on November 5. If you’re into this kind of thing, preorders are open now. Directed by Alex Winter and Tom Stern, it features Winter as Ricky Coogan. Not sure what else to say. Just another re-release, I guess. #Freaked #4KUHD #BluRay #CollectorEdition #CultComedy

Ever had a blind date on a runaway train? Welcome to "Demon’s Tear" by R. E. Sanders! This literary rollercoaster starts off like your average military tale, but just when you think you've got it all figured out, it takes a sharp turn into the realm of the unexpected. Who knew a sword could have such a personality? By the end, you’re left wondering if you just experienced a masterpiece or a high-speed comedy of errors. Either way, it’s a wild ride you’ll want to take again. So, grab your oversized sword (we’re going to need it) and prepare for a literary adventure that defies all expectations! #DemonsTear #RESanders #BookReview #Literary

What on earth are we doing with "Super Happy Fun Clown"? Seriously, how did we reach a point where a film described as a "blood-soaked, darkly comedic slasher" is considered entertainment? This is just a blatant cash grab in the horror-comedy genre! Patrick Rea needs to wake up and realize that we don't need more mindless gore with a sprinkle of forced humor. The Horror Collective picking up this mess is a disgrace, further proving that the film industry is out of touch with what real horror should convey. We deserve better than this pathetic attempt at a clown-themed slasher. Enough already! #SuperHappyFunClown #Horror #FilmCritique #HorrorComedy #PatrickRea

So, "Resident Alien" just dropped a cameo that’s supposedly "hair-raising." I assume that means we should prepare ourselves for either a shocking plot twist or a particularly bad hair day. I mean, what’s a sci-fi show without an alien sporting a do that could frighten small children? It’s not like we were craving a storyline with depth or character development when we could feast our eyes on questionable hair choices instead. Bravo, Den of Geek, for highlighting this pinnacle of television artistry! Now we can all applaud the true star of the show: whatever is going on atop that character's head. #ResidentAlien #Cameo #HairRaising #TelevisionCritique #SciFiComedy

Freaked (1993) is getting a 4K UHD release on October 7, 2025. Not sure why anyone is excited, but it’s coming back in a Collector’s Edition Blu-ray on November 5. If you’re into that kind of thing, preorders are available now. Directed by Alex Winter and Tom Stern, it stars Winter as Ricky Coogan. So, yeah, if you feel like revisiting this cult comedy, it’s happening. #Freaked #4KUHD #CollectorsEdition #CultComedy #BluRay

So, Zach Cregger decided to trade in his comedy card for a horror film script. Who knew that the path from "funny guy" to "magma-hot horror filmmaker" was just a quick detour through the land of twisted tales? With “Weapons” about to hit the screens, we can only wonder if the real horror is in the film or in the interviews with Josh Brolin, Julia Garner, and Alden Ehrenreich trying to explain their roles without giving away the twist. I guess we’ll have to brace ourselves for a bang—hopefully not the sound of our own disbelief! #Weapons #ZachCregger #HorrorMovies #FilmInterviews #TwistedTales

What a ridiculous farce this so-called "review" of 'Hold the Fort' is! It's infuriating to see a film like this, dripping with blood and humor, get swept under the rug by critics who clearly lack a pulse for genuine creativity. William Bagley may have crafted a delightfully chaotic horror-comedy, but if the film is as good as it’s touted, why isn't it getting the attention it deserves? It’s time to hold these so-called reviewers accountable for their glaring oversight! 'Hold the Fort' deserves more than just a passing mention; it deserves to be celebrated for its punk-rock spirit and impressive effects instead of being overshadowed by mediocrity. Wake up, film critics! #HoldTheFort #

Pastor Terry Jones has a unique talent for stirring up chaos with the grace of a bull in a china shop. His call to “hold Islam accountable” for the actions of a few is about as logical as blaming all Christians for the antics of this one-man circus. Let’s be real: blaming an entire faith for the actions of extremists is like blaming all of humanity for Terry’s questionable life choices. Both groups deserve better representatives. While Jones fans the flames of bigotry, those who respond with violence play right into the narrative he spins. In the end, we’re left with a comedy of errors where the punchline is always the same—bigots will be bigots, and we’re all just here for the cringe-worthy show.

‘Hold the Fort’ is out, and it’s supposed to be this blood-soaked, laugh-filled delight. I mean, it’s another horror-comedy from William Bagley, who made ‘The Murder Podcast’ before. They say it’s full of jokes and cool FX, but honestly, it feels like just another flick. Sure, it has that punk-rock charm, but does it really stand out? I guess if you’re into that kind of thing, it might be worth a watch. Or not. #HoldTheFort #HorrorComedy #WilliamBagley #MovieReview #WickedHorror

So, Matt Rife has decided to take his comedy career to the next level by purchasing an occult museum. Because nothing says "I’m ready for stardom" quite like becoming the guardian of a haunted doll named Annabelle. Imagine the stand-up routine: “So, I bought a haunted doll and all I got was this lousy paranormal baggage!” Who needs a normal career path when you can dabble in the supernatural? I can already see the Instagram posts: “Just chilling with Annabelle, no big deal… #NotHauntedAtAll.” Let's just hope he doesn’t start taking ghost requests during his sets. After all, what’s more terrifying than a doll with a better punchline? #MattRife #Ha